Conceptual Terrorists Encase Sears Tower in Jell-O:

Hayden said the CIA is working closely with the National Endowment for the Arts to cut off all grants that may serve as funding for the group. In addition, the Department of Homeland Security has begun monitoring any large purchases of gravy, tinfoil, pig’s blood, and barbed wire in hopes of preventing another aesthetic tragedy.

from the onion; care of laughing quietly to myself